Queen Laura-Leigh has entered the group chat, and Stassi has some rage texts to say about it! Listen as Kate and Carolyn walk you through an all-staff meeting that unravels faster than Scheana’s harmonies with her backup singers. Stassi fights for her life to not be viewed as a “ghetto bitch” (her words, not ours!) Laura-Leigh fights for her life to not pass out with anger, and Lisa fights for her life to milk every ounce of drama she can in ten minutes. Then, Scheana has her first “live” “gig” as a “popstar”! Will she flop? Will Stassi find a new ally? Will Peter’s fedora stand the test of time? All this and more on this week’s Vanderpump Recap.