Paige DeSorbo has moved on from Craig Conover, Bravo picked up cameras to film their breakup, and West Wilson comes after Girls Unscripted for suggesting his association with Brianna Chickenfry (only for him to then confirm it days later)! Kate and Carolyn spill some of the latest reality tea.

Then they recap season 2, episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules: “Only the Lonely,” taking place in the scenic mountains of Lake Arrowhead, whose beauty can only be outdone by Stassi’s signature on Jax’s bicep. Can this “group of friends” cohabitate peacefully at Stassi’s mom’s lakehouse? Spoiler alert: Absolutely fucking not. Do we know who has cheated on whom by this point, creating an even JUICIER episode? Literal spoiler alert: Yes.