This Week’s Reality Gab: This week Kate and Carolyn catch up on the latest reality tea, including the surprising connection between this season’s White Lotus and Southern Charm, the latest Southern Charm Shep Rose drama with Sienna’s surprising side to the story, Summer House’s current season so far with hot takes on Jesse & Lexi, Ciara & West, and Lindsay & Carl, and the shocking rumors floating around about Danielle’s unfair traitor-behavior on The Traitors.

Vanderpump Rules Rewatch: Then they recap season 2, episode 5 of Vanderpump Rules: “Surlesque.” Party tip: If it’s your husband’s birthday, and you own a restaurant together, why not dress down your twenty-something employees to perform a burlesque show for him!? Life tip: If you have a health concern, why not tell everyone you have cancer before doctors have taken X-rays!? Relationship tip: If you have an ex-boyfriend who thinks he has cancer, why not yell at him about his “f’n” sweater line!? All of this advice free to you from this week’s episode of Girls Unscripted’s VPR Rewatch.