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Based on ‘One In Ten’ by FinalStand. Listen to the
The
After tonight, we would become a democracy because I could
How in the Hell, after all the wrong turns my life had
Listening to the women in my living room talking while I
I now understood this wasn't bad. It was human nature. We
The same held true for me. Was I a true friend, looking
"You look nice," Kuiko beamed. "Really
"Thank you," I blushed slightly. More Bethany
"That wasn't a compliment, you jerk," Capri
"Noted and acknowledged, Miss O'Hara," I nodded.
“FBI across the street” it read. I shuddered. I wasn't
“Do you like my new underwear you Pervs?” I hung up. I
"Them?" Capri asked softly.
"Yeah."
"Damn it, you just took a shower, shaved and got
"Who?" Roni got out first.
"Santa's Little Helpers," Capri grumbled. "I
"Let us not revisit the whole 'you dismembered in the
"Not the sexy part!" Kuiko blurted out.
"What did you do?" Capri studied me.
"I called them pervs," I declared. "No, I did
"Oh yeah, that will do it," Capri pressed her
"What do I want to do more," Venus mumbled,
"Perverted Santa's Little Helpers who leave dismembered
"I think this is my cue to leave," I told the room
"Aren't you going to call a taxi?" Aniqua reminded
"The FBI is going to drive me there," I grinned.
"What makes you say that?" Samantha gulped.
"When the alternative is letting me flag down a cabby
"Makes sense to me," Kuiko nodded. "If I had
"Kuiko, for once I agree with you," Venus
"I'm not as dumb as I look," Kuiko turned that
"Of course you are not," Roni chortled.
I went around and kissed each one of them, on the lips.
I hurried across the street and I was whistling. Special
"Yes?" Sosa sighed. "When staking out a place
"That's cool," I grinned. "We aren't staying
"Do we look like a taxi service?" Sosa smirked.
"I'm going, you are following. We might as well make it
"Get in," Saris grumbled. I gladly did so and off
"Planning to get arrested?" Saris asked.
"Planning? No. Expecting it to be a possibility,
"Dr. Fremont is still missing, but her company hired a
Seeing my confusion, Saris added.
"A GlobeMaster is a really big aircraft, used for
My impulse was to say 'can you shoot it down,' but the
"Anything on your front?" Sosa inquired.
"Let me see, my Capri's Mom wants her to be a
"Why did they let you go? Are they some kind of
"I'd hit you upside your head for that comment, but you
"What happened at the firefight today, anyway?"
"Not really sure," I lied. "Bullets were
"You didn't see anything?" she persisted. Damn her
"Wait, with guns going off I thought you would be happy
"Why didn't you wait for Agents Vabishi and Fraklos to
"Capri and I got across the street so we ran for
"Next time, lay flat and we'll come get you,"
"Thanks, G I Jane," was my snarky comeback.
It wasn't like I could tell myself they were law enforcement
The FBI was the best chance I had to get to the Arena
They may have had this delusion that this would end up with
She would never let them win. She was the only one allowed
They realized I was in the front third of the arena floor
When the authorities left, having neutralized me, I politely
Then would come the long question and answer portion of this
The speaker answers, on to the next man. As you might guess,
Up to that point, the speakers had done their thing with the
I imagined that handing us all 'little lamb' outfits to wear
Most adults don't like being treated like six-year olds, so
"Is it true that at this very moment Congress is voting
There was a hush. By the dumbstruck expression of the woman
That was idiotic. No, men loved marriage as our last refuge
The hope was that if someone did do something to you, your
I imagine they thought it was a quaint institution that
Women pay for everything, they take you to nice places and
About that time, marriage starts looking good. You've
Okay, maybe her sisters, your mother-in-law and her boss,
You wanted cock? Call your husband, tell him to be home by
By this time in our social evolution, men didn't mind being
As I keep repeating, women aren't stupid. When rich,
More married men meant fewer men in the fishing pool. That
To put that in perspective, that's thirty percent of all
You never get to 'not have sex' unless you are on life
Back to the question at the Arena. Men had been quietly
The government was about to shove you back into the deep end
Oh, and by the way, you were about to lose your parental
But she stammered. She could have said yes, and that might
"Next question?"
That was the equivalent of 'Yes, but you don't deserve to be
As a group they came to a consensus and it wasn't a pleasant
There had been polite whispered banter. Now there were grim
"Let him speak," the man pointed my way. There was
"Let him speak!"
I wasn't sure what they expected me to say. I wanted some
The world cracked a little more.
Five men jumped up around me and they looked angry.
"Don't," one of them menaced the guard. Cops would
She suddenly realized she was down on the floor of the
The majority of men kept their seats. They had not come to
I saw Officer Passey and her partner as they closed. They
"Come with us," Passey beckoned.
"I haven't done anything wrong," I begged. She
By Steamy StoriesBased on ‘One In Ten’ by FinalStand. Listen to the
The
After tonight, we would become a democracy because I could
How in the Hell, after all the wrong turns my life had
Listening to the women in my living room talking while I
I now understood this wasn't bad. It was human nature. We
The same held true for me. Was I a true friend, looking
"You look nice," Kuiko beamed. "Really
"Thank you," I blushed slightly. More Bethany
"That wasn't a compliment, you jerk," Capri
"Noted and acknowledged, Miss O'Hara," I nodded.
“FBI across the street” it read. I shuddered. I wasn't
“Do you like my new underwear you Pervs?” I hung up. I
"Them?" Capri asked softly.
"Yeah."
"Damn it, you just took a shower, shaved and got
"Who?" Roni got out first.
"Santa's Little Helpers," Capri grumbled. "I
"Let us not revisit the whole 'you dismembered in the
"Not the sexy part!" Kuiko blurted out.
"What did you do?" Capri studied me.
"I called them pervs," I declared. "No, I did
"Oh yeah, that will do it," Capri pressed her
"What do I want to do more," Venus mumbled,
"Perverted Santa's Little Helpers who leave dismembered
"I think this is my cue to leave," I told the room
"Aren't you going to call a taxi?" Aniqua reminded
"The FBI is going to drive me there," I grinned.
"What makes you say that?" Samantha gulped.
"When the alternative is letting me flag down a cabby
"Makes sense to me," Kuiko nodded. "If I had
"Kuiko, for once I agree with you," Venus
"I'm not as dumb as I look," Kuiko turned that
"Of course you are not," Roni chortled.
I went around and kissed each one of them, on the lips.
I hurried across the street and I was whistling. Special
"Yes?" Sosa sighed. "When staking out a place
"That's cool," I grinned. "We aren't staying
"Do we look like a taxi service?" Sosa smirked.
"I'm going, you are following. We might as well make it
"Get in," Saris grumbled. I gladly did so and off
"Planning to get arrested?" Saris asked.
"Planning? No. Expecting it to be a possibility,
"Dr. Fremont is still missing, but her company hired a
Seeing my confusion, Saris added.
"A GlobeMaster is a really big aircraft, used for
My impulse was to say 'can you shoot it down,' but the
"Anything on your front?" Sosa inquired.
"Let me see, my Capri's Mom wants her to be a
"Why did they let you go? Are they some kind of
"I'd hit you upside your head for that comment, but you
"What happened at the firefight today, anyway?"
"Not really sure," I lied. "Bullets were
"You didn't see anything?" she persisted. Damn her
"Wait, with guns going off I thought you would be happy
"Why didn't you wait for Agents Vabishi and Fraklos to
"Capri and I got across the street so we ran for
"Next time, lay flat and we'll come get you,"
"Thanks, G I Jane," was my snarky comeback.
It wasn't like I could tell myself they were law enforcement
The FBI was the best chance I had to get to the Arena
They may have had this delusion that this would end up with
She would never let them win. She was the only one allowed
They realized I was in the front third of the arena floor
When the authorities left, having neutralized me, I politely
Then would come the long question and answer portion of this
The speaker answers, on to the next man. As you might guess,
Up to that point, the speakers had done their thing with the
I imagined that handing us all 'little lamb' outfits to wear
Most adults don't like being treated like six-year olds, so
"Is it true that at this very moment Congress is voting
There was a hush. By the dumbstruck expression of the woman
That was idiotic. No, men loved marriage as our last refuge
The hope was that if someone did do something to you, your
I imagine they thought it was a quaint institution that
Women pay for everything, they take you to nice places and
About that time, marriage starts looking good. You've
Okay, maybe her sisters, your mother-in-law and her boss,
You wanted cock? Call your husband, tell him to be home by
By this time in our social evolution, men didn't mind being
As I keep repeating, women aren't stupid. When rich,
More married men meant fewer men in the fishing pool. That
To put that in perspective, that's thirty percent of all
You never get to 'not have sex' unless you are on life
Back to the question at the Arena. Men had been quietly
The government was about to shove you back into the deep end
Oh, and by the way, you were about to lose your parental
But she stammered. She could have said yes, and that might
"Next question?"
That was the equivalent of 'Yes, but you don't deserve to be
As a group they came to a consensus and it wasn't a pleasant
There had been polite whispered banter. Now there were grim
"Let him speak," the man pointed my way. There was
"Let him speak!"
I wasn't sure what they expected me to say. I wanted some
The world cracked a little more.
Five men jumped up around me and they looked angry.
"Don't," one of them menaced the guard. Cops would
She suddenly realized she was down on the floor of the
The majority of men kept their seats. They had not come to
I saw Officer Passey and her partner as they closed. They
"Come with us," Passey beckoned.
"I haven't done anything wrong," I begged. She