VAR-U Serious

With Cecil enjoying some time in Dubai, Kim is joined by Maz Mirzadeh and Ben Spalding from the Seagull Social.

The lads discuss how far they would go on Only Fans, which footballers have the worst feet, and if there would be a market for their sweaty socks.

Ranking of the Week see’s them discussing the best places to have a beer and the worst ways to die. There was also a little bit of football chat as of course, they had to discuss Arsenal getting pecked by the Seagulls.

DISCLAIMER: This episode was recorded before Manchester City were found “guilty” of 114 charges.

Cecil and Kim are back after the weekend that Arsenal got their chips stolen by the Seagulls! Cecil looks back at what went wrong after Arsenal's 3-0 loss to Brighton, which sees Kim's beloved Man City top of the table going into the international break.

Away from the football Cecil is given a blind ranking selection which includes Gary Barlow's massive son, sweating Honey and a surprise appearance from Mr T.

Cecil and Kim were joined by Love Island royalty and huge Tottenham Hotspur fan, Nathan Massey!

Nathan dropped a bombshell as he revealed a bit of Love Island lore that has never been heard before! He then discussing Spurs' dreadful start to the season so far. Cecil was not happy with Man City's offside goal in the Manchester Derby and wasn't keen to let Kim enjoy the win!

The lads ended the show with a very passionate discussion about crisps, which resulted in all three having to go to the shops immediately after the show ended!

Cecil and Kim look back on the weekend's action as Arsenal beat Chelsea in a London Derby. The lads discuss Gabriel's controversial kick to the head of Chelsea Goalkeeper, Emi Martinez and discuss whether Michael Carrick is really the right man to lead Manchester United back to the promised land. They then spent frankly far too long discussing the best biscuits on their "dunkability" and debated which animals it would be best to be reincarnated as, before finishing the show with another set of predictions!

Cecil and Kim discuss the transfer window so far and debate whether Enzo Fernandez is the right man for Man City. Cecil discusses Arsenal's lack of signings up front and whether that will come back to bite them. The lads then look back at this week's predictions and it looks like Cecil could be taking an unbeatable lead!

Cecil and Kim look back on an action packed weekend of Premier League action. Has Cecil already changed his mind on who will win the league, and how are Spurs still this bad? 

Cecil is very impressed with Arsenal's first performance of the season, and is already backtracking on his opinion that they won't win the league. The lads both look at what went wrong for Spurs and Manchester United, asking whether they will ever be good again.

The lads both then take aim at social media and the rage-baiting culture in rants of the week as we also find out who wins this week's predictions game!  

Cecil was in full voice this morning and he compounded Kim’s misery by gloating after Arsenal’s 3-0 win against Man City in the Community Shield. 

The lads discuss the game and what it means going ahead for the season. Kim tries to stay out of crisis mode and keep positive despite the dreadful performance yesterday as Cecil still has a very surprising prediction for who will top the Premier League table, Kim is less than sure! 

They then both look ahead to the season and debate who will be the biggest flops, who will be the best signing and which team will flatter to deceive. They finish with a new prediction game for all the upcoming Premier League games! 

Cecil is back from Kenya and joins Kim as they look ahead to a new Premier League season just round the corner.

Cecil starts the show with a plea of defence over a video of his that has gone viral in the last few days - demanding that a Bruno announcement video which now has 13M views, wasn’t actually made for Vini Jr as everyone in the comments claimed.

Cecil is also forced to part ways with his hard earned cash after losing a bet with Kim, and then makes a huge claim about where the title will end up this year.

The lads finish the show with another round of honesty box, and we discover which Arsenal players Cecil has the most beef with!

Cecil is away in Kenya trying to avoid another elevator related disaster, so the reins are handed to Kim and Maz for this week's show!

The lads discuss the hierarchy of fans and whether social media has completely destroyed what it means to be a football fan. Maz gives his one word preview for each club in the league... Which club does Maz think will be "complete s**t" and which will be "champions".

They then discuss football 's biggest icks as Kim questions whether half-and-half scarves actually deserve the hatred they receive. 

Cecil and Kim are joined in the studio by Maz Mirzadeh for a pretty unhinged episode of VAR You Serious? 

The lads discuss the latest transfer rumours, whether money actually means anything anymore and which players they would love their clubs to sign. Kim and Cecil make a £100 bet about a certain Real Madrid player who Cecil is adamant will be wearing the red of Arsenal next year.

Maz was then put in the hot seat for honesty box, where some truth bombs were laid bare. The lads finished the show with arguably one of the worst football quizzes you are likely to hear!