A chaotic three way in two parts this is part one: talking over each each other, nonsensical good hang where we discuss presenting as escorts, copper wire, Prada sandwiches, in service of helpless but kind men, being a banana girl, caloric deficiencies, contemporary funeral homes, living your life on-call to pick up dead bodies, ambulance chasing, items of comfort, the feeling of being ready to see a dead body, dead blood in the sewer, being reluctantly popular, cheerleaders, long game courting (list making), de-celebritizing, juul trash pods, and the clinic.