Real human co-host, Lauren Fechner, returns!

(Apologies to Phoebe Judge. We love your work. We love it so much it's almost... like we've committed a crime and are now in jail. Together. Like two... people who have committed a crime.)

SPOILER ALERT:

After a whole lot of talking and very little walking, Texas & Co. come up dry because potential relationships sidetrack this train so much it barrels into the emptiness of Yawn Canyon.