Join us as we rip apart this God-awful movie while indulging in the irony of also having our own crap-quality audio! Velocipastor was written and directed by Brendon Steere. Produced by 3 companies: Cyfuno Venting, Hollowtree Films, and Laika Come Home. With an estimated budget of $11,000, this bad bad bad bad film drove us insane just talking about it! Happy Halloween you monsters! This one is so you don't have to!