It's mah birthday and as a treat to you all, I've revisited the first Venom (2018) and...gotten slightly drunk. This review is a mess for the middle portion which I recorded AS I was wasted so enjoy listening to a complete monstrosity. It did however improve the film a lot. So yes watch if you're drunk, avoid if you're not, and avoid at all costs Venom 2, you're welcome. Not major spoilers however I do run through the plot so caution advised but never explicit spoilers.