Alli and Mary get into their first real rant while we discuss two episodes with DEEPLY mediocre A-Plot mysteries. Nonsense and tedium is the name of the game here; luckily, the background stories make up a bit for the drag ass plot about mistranslations and jury duty. We discuss season two's intense escalation of the high school kids' adult-level problems. Even more importantly, Logan/Weevil resume being frenemies AND we get the best-ever Buffy reunion where Willow-as-Trina and Cordy-as-Kendall meet and snark. Oh, also Duncan's gonna be a dad! Snoozers.