What can be said about Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, Verotika? No, I'm actually asking. What can be said about it? What the hell did I just watch?! Was that a real movie? Was it a fever dream? Am I having a bad trip while watching a really awful high school play?! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES?!?! *goes fetal while gibbering uncontrollably*