John is on assignment in the Himalayas, so it's up to Mike and Steven to natter on about softcore porn starring Kevin Costner and a midget, accidentally scamming Wendy's out of 20 chicken nuggets, which one is red, which one is blue, a DMC/Persona 4 crossover, delicious pizza, Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye, smuggling guns into Canada, the colors Payday 2, and the latest and greatest professional wrestler: The Fumblin' Dublin!