Michael's a small dog, and John has some tasteful Schindler's List jokes for Chooch 123! John's all sweaty, Ryan explains what an ethos is, and there's some deep, Shrek cuts. Michael's played The Grand Kingdom and fixed up a Jalopy. Ryan loves Ainsley Harriott, and is running a fever, while John endorses getting fucked up on cough syrup. The boys talk comic books, and John's gotten into Bloodborne, Overwatch and Tropico. The boys debut a new segment, which John is woefully unprepared for, and it's a disaster. John Romero's postponed his Kickstarter, Respawn are making a Star Wars game, and Persona 5 has a (Japanese) release date! The guys get swallowed again, talk leaks, what Nintendo need to do to succeed going forward, and more!

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