Grab your minions, 'cause Chooch is back for it's 136th edition! Michael has low standards for restaurants, Scott loves some him some robo-titties, Ryan bought some anime and John picked up a fight stick. Final Fantasy XV has been delayed, Twitch got Cursed, THQ is back (sorta), and Konami is bringing back Metal Gear! John tries to do accents, Scott pole vaults on his dick, and we talk Joe Dirt.

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