Would you swallow a vibrating pill to help with your constipation? Matt Bearden reports on today's Weird or Wired that the new pill, dubbed Vibrant, can help constipated patients stimulate their poop-hole to start working properly again. Need we say more? Sign the whole show up for some of these beauties! 

What Zodiac signs harbor the most vengeful personalities? Emily explores this concept on today's Clickbait Corner, where we learn about the top three most revenge-filled signs. Are you one of them? LISTEN AND FIND OUT ALREADY.

And we report that the CIA is coming to South by Southwest this year. CJ and Spenny are planning to go to these events and ask some fun questions. Maybe. Or maybe not. We don't want to get "disappeared." 

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