Victor Wembanyama has a wingspan that goes around the Earth. Yet his security team still found it necessary to backhand national treasure Britney Spears.

Then, after a terrible first game, Britney stans had a field day mocking Wemby's struggles on the court.

What an introduction to the NBA.

Plus, awkward moments in TRL history, how Sean's glorious return to the hockey rink was ambushed by his meal choice before the game, and a cautionary tale about playing Blackjack.

Things referenced in this episode:

• The TMZ video of Britney being attacked
• Hugo Hornet very upset about the team's draft selection
• Joey's newsletter! Be a smarty and sign up