It's time for double vampire jeopardy as we go from the spooky bat swarms of Vampire Survivors to the spooky, bat-infested bridges of Vampire Crawlers. Also, as usual, Dragon Quest VII.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Vampire Intro/Dragon Quest VII

(16:18) - Vampire Announcement: Thick as Thieves

(22:55) - Vampire Survivors

(35:11) - Vampire Crawlers

(1:10:24) - Vampire Outro

Randy plays his 1 millionth hour of Dragon Quest VII Reimagined. Meanwhile, D.J. finally walks away from his life of crime to join the anime police in Neverness to Everness. Also: Sledding Game.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro

(4:24) - Stream announcement: Vampire Survivors

(9:27) - Dragon Quest VII Reimagined, Part XIXXVIIICVMVVX

(33:55) - Grand Theft Auto V

(37:57) - Neverness to Everness

(1:00:40) - Sledding Game

(1:15:07) - Outro

D.J. returns (virtually) from Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival with some actual good news. Randy escapes a futuristic dystopia in Replaced, before immediately going back for more dystopia. Also: Cast n Chill, and our latest check-in with everyone's favorite crime simulator.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro

(12:41) - Final Fantasy XIV Fan Festival

(37:14) - Cast n Chill

(44:45) - Replaced

(1:04:07) - Grand Theft Auto V

(1:18:19) - Outro

Randy spends some time running through The Rogue Prince of Persia. D.J. concocts questionable new habitats for all the pokemon trying to move into his Poketopia. Also: Meeting the original decoy octopus in Darwin's Paradox.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Famous Final Fantasy characters

(12:01) - Stream announcement: Cast n Chill

(20:55) - The Rogue Prince of Persia

(42:17) - Pokemon Pokonopia

(58:21) - Darwin's Paradox

(1:15:34) - Outro

D.J. is tricked into rebuilding Pokemon civilization in Pokemon Pokopia, or whatever it's called. Meanwhile, Randy shows everyone who the real wax head is in, uh, Wax Heads. Chris Pratt guest stars as Mario.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

(12:44) - Stream announcement: More Peak

(23:58) - Pokemon Ponkipia

(59:00) - Wax Heads

(1:10:37) - Outro

too busy playing Slay the Spire II can't write episode description. Dragon Quest VII

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Dragon Quest VII Reimagined

(17:54) - Stream announcement: Slay the Spire II

(20:24) - Virtual Boy Minute

(29:32) - Slay the Spire II

(1:11:13) - Outro

We're back from Steam Next Fest and boy are our arms tired! Also: Getting slimy in Reanimal, and unearthing Nintendo's long-buried Virtual Boy, only to immediately re-earth it.

Episode Timeline (0:00) - Intro (6:49) - Stream announcement: Slay the Spire II (14:10) - Virtual Boy (33:02) - Reanimal (49:45) - The Last Salvage Squad (52:09) - Wild Blue Skies (1:00:05) - Parasite Mutant (1:06:35) - Vampire Crawlers (1:21:23) - Dragon Quest VII (1:26:06) - Outro

Randy meets both friendly and unfriendly robots in Pragmata. Meanwhile, D.J. scales a decidedly unfriendly mountain in Cairn. Also: Spooky Internet monsters, now in book form. And: What if Cloverpit were smaller and harder to see?

Episode Timeline (0:00) - Intro/There Is No Anti-Memetics Division (16:49) - Stream announcement: Reanimal (20:07) - Cairn (59:24) - Cloverpit Mobile (1:03:25) - Pragmata (1:16:29) - Outro

Randy moves his followers to a colder climate in Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven. Meanwhile, D.J. takes the slowest possible trip through Vietnam in Incursion Red River. Also, don't miss Video Game Hangover's historic first on-air mention of waifus.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro/Stream announcement

(5:04) - New Music: Rei8bit

(8:38) - Dispatch

(23:21) - Incursion Red River

(49:19) - Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven

(1:13:10) - Outro

Randy goes looking for trouble (but, more importantly, spare batteries) in ARC Raiders. Meanwhile, D.J. jumps back into the wild world of the Party Finder in Final Fantasy XIV's latest raid tier. Also: Playing Dragon Quest VII, yet again.

Episode Timeline

(0:00) - Intro

(7:00) - Final Fantasy XIV

(26:15) - ARC Raiders

(48:06) - Dragon Quest VII Reimagined

(1:14:16) - Outro