Dr. Schwarm has a fatal misunderstanding for why we are all here. This episode is made for kids. Written and Performed by Kennedy Phillips, Music by Adam Halpin www.maguselgar.com www.kennedyphillips. org. TRANSCRIPT NARRATOR Greetings, and welcome to Listen Rinse and Repeat. Today episode is entitled: Villainous Anonymous. I am Kennedy Phillips, your entertainer for today. Please apply your soap generously to your hands, and prepare to sanitize. Three two one, begin! INT. COMMUNITY CENTER, DAY. Slam! The door is opened as people are discussing and washing their hands. DR. SCHWARM Ah! Yes it appears I am right on time. Behold fellow villains, I am Dr. Schwarm. And welcome to our monthly meetup! I see by your hands rubbing fervently together that you are EAGER to begin our diabolical planning. Ahahahaha! I have planned our itinerary to take control of the tricounty area. The streets are empty, and RIPE for conquest! Ding! DR. SCHWARM (CONT'D) What was that? NARRATOR You may now begin rinsing your hands. Well done. DR. SCHWARM Oh my god was this a hand washing party?! I-I-I am so sorry, my mistake, please go about your business. And don't call the cops! You uh, you need to sanitize your phones before you do, very dirty! And while you do that- it'll give me a head start to run! Running away. DR. SCHWARM (CONT'D) This is merely the calm before the schwarm! Ahahahaha! NARRATOR This has been Villainous anonymous, Presented by Kennedy Phillips from the Magus Elgar podcast. We thank you for washing. Music by Adam Halpin