Stop the presses, there seems to be a shortage of marijuana now that it is being sold in retail stores.  An Ohio man gets arrested after little boy plays hookey from church.  I'm way too lazy and would just get a haircut but a New Zealand teenager isn't.  New death museum opens in New York, and everyone's dying to get in.  In fast food news, the food is still crappy but scandals still abound.  My top 3 Satanic movies revealed and a squatter nanny doesn't budge.  Listen already