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So there I was, minding my own business, scrolling through my feed at 2 a.m. because apparently that's when the internet decides to drop its weirdest gems, when I stumble on this Chinese food vlogger who's just casually chewing vinegar-soaked gum like it's the hottest new flavor of Bubblicious. Her handle? @chenchenchen (vinegar version)—I mean, come on, that's not a username, that's a cry for help from someone who's mainlined pickle juice one too many times. This woman built a 700,000-follower empire across three platforms, racking up 10 million likes, all by turning everyday snacks into science experiments gone wrong. Picture this: she's live-streaming, popping fistfuls of fish oil pills drowned in vinegar, chugging the stuff like it's a chaser for her dignity. Viewers are like, "Lady, that's not mukbang, that's a hazmat cleanup waiting to happen!" But does she listen? Nah, she doubles down, repeating the fish oil fiasco in August because apparently her stomach is a black hole that laughs at biology.
I'm sitting there, popcorn in hand—real popcorn, not vinegar-flavored, thank you—thinking, who hurt you, Chenchen? Did you lose a bet with a pickle factory? Or is this performance art for the apocalypse, prepping us for when food shortages force us to ferment our toothpaste? Netizens finally had enough, reporting her en masse for "having a bad influence on children." Kids, don't try this at home—unless you want your playdate to end with a hazmat team and your parents googling "vinegar overdose symptoms." Platforms slammed the ban hammer, and poof, her empire of sour sadness vanished faster than a mint in hot chocolate. I can just imagine her now, in some dimly lit kitchen, staring at a bottle of white vinegar like, "You were supposed to make me famous, not infamous." Moral of the story? Next time you're peckish at midnight, stick to toast. Leave the gum baths to the professionals—or, you know, don't. Because honestly, who needs to know about this? Yet here we are, me ranting, you listening, all because the internet said so. Stay weird, folks, but maybe not *that* weird.
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