BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: Cat toiletrees, You’ll be dead soon anyway, Michael Jackson and my mom, This beer might be a placebo, Billy Joel’s tale of downtrodden actresses, Kill your pets you selfish bamtard, Beer again, The Kildare Rockies, Geographical aids, Columbus’ round trip, Australian men, Cats again, Turnips, Inventing the Compact Disc, Turnips and uncreative gardening, Let’s not waste the moon, You’re not ready yet, Masking tape, Checking my toes, Nail organistation, Why computer programmes are full of bugs, Cheese premiere, Scallions, September 11th 1999, Send us your words, Don’t just soak and more.