BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

This is the first of two episodes that went out on the same date. For once it’s not a mistake. Topics Include: Garnering subsequency, Inefficient use of a hacksaw, Swapping out a big thumb, Getting on Discovery Channel, Legalities of killing two birds with one stone, Hand gestures on Judge Judy, Even better than a cat picture, Stressing the listener, Vegetables as evidence of a dog licensing conspiracy, Return of the urination session, Pronouncing prevarification, Waterfall production, The Irish podcasters’ video conspiracy, Listener concerns regarding guitar urination, Listener comment regarding hair, Prevaricating over an out-take, Lying about plants, The ridiculous Oxygen Cycle, Kitten dog eyes and more.