BEWARE - This is a vintage episode of a podcast evolved a lot over two decades years and close to a thousand episodes to eventually beome somewhat listenable. If you are new to the show, please try some current episodes first.

Topics Include: Taliban teacup disappointments, Satanic packaging, Child tea manufacturers, Differing attitudes to pet insects, A loophole in the tea selling laws, Greener tea, A politics-related hand mixup, Gift tax on beverages, Scientists with too much power, The monkey island experiment, Creating safer tree climbers, Weak tea bags and compost, Improvising with a sweeping brush, White wooly island garments, When to order hot burgers, Bunny-shaped sausage, Cottaging in the fast food sector, Replacing potatoes with bread, Arán versus Árann, Dazzled by the television, Avoiding Wikipedia, Issues with a green search engine, Accepting one twenty-billionth of the responsibility. Also: We advance the cat song genre another step using what’s available in the kitchen, and preview upcoming new character that we’re developing.