Sometimes love is just the place where you are, because it's convenient! like this episode you dang done downloaded!

Join Bobby, Dan, and the 4 Beatles of the Apocalypse as they fill the ancient scrolls with tales of the seasonal Fat (or Phat) Love Baby, Russell Stover Choco-Hearts, and the totally-still relevant One-Chip Challenge! Later, these fools rate and review a card that at best paints love as a "benign mistake", and at best lets us shamelessly name-drop some cool authors and artists you should check out!

Also, lotta Roman Emperor talk in this one, just in time for the holidays! Res Secundae!