We ascend closer to our final form with a VIP membership to the House of Blues and The Magic Castle (and a super-exclusive secret invite to a performance at the Hollywood Bowl!). MTG apparently can't remember anything that's happened in the last 3 years, Madison Cawthorn still sucks, and Johnny Depp is being vindicated in court as the world witnesses traumatizing recordings of himself and an undiagnosed psychopath, Amber Heard. Mandi tells her favorite SF story and Charlotte is a Bellingham bartender's worst nightmare.