Internet browsers the world over will likely be familiar with the video of that lizard falling from a marble countertop as it struggles to eat a salad. You shall be happy to know that said lizard, a green iguana named Iggy, survived the fall and will live to become a brief viral celebrity, perhaps even make some year-end lists, which, given our tiny attention spans and the sheer amount of shit we can bear, tend to be summations of what happened in November and December.