When we weren't busy ignoring the World Cup or burning photos of the Jolie-Pitt Anti-Christ, we found the time to speculate on how many virgins await Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in martyr heaven (Hint: He ain't in heaven and Ann Coulter ain't a virgin). Other chaste mentions include Britney Spears' manny, the gay marriage ban and Wesley Crusher. It's a politics and culture abstinence pledge!