This week the Lyric Lunatics report on their experiences at the Paris Rammstein shows from June 28 and 29. It was a whirlwind trip full of:

- Heat (stupid heat wave)

- Crutches (bonus pic on the @randomrammstein Instagram of the two of us trying to fix them after they were broken on the plane!)

- More heat.... and fire

- Bubba the Ballerina

- And a randy Frenchman who proposed to Angel!

Listen in to hear the whole sordid tale of our trip.