asking him so many times. Once I started taking tips from one

of those extravagant 'Will you be my Prom Date?' Videos, I finally

got him on and it only took a trail of rose petals leading to a

pizza.  Well we are just talking big picture, things like

autocorrect, utter paranoia towards life, being afraid of food, and

creepy people who pretend to be teenage girls on the internet.