We have returned from a week in the woods with the strong stink of nature still trailing behind us wherever we go. We debut the Future Phone by receiving word from a time traveling friend that we may have a bad moon rising and trouble on the way. We talk with local scientist Carmen T. Nosewater about the realities of the recently reported ozone hole fix. We put a new spin on The Grocery Store and try delicious foods that should just not be mixed. Finally, we DO NOT crown our Chode of the Week.