This week, Jordan and I (Sam) interconnect IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, Egg on A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, have fun-gus with COLD STORAGE, face the franchise Ghost of SCREAM 7, consider HOW TO MAKE A KILLING via broadcasting, conduct a therapy session over IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU, stare down our bleak future with GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE, assess the attractiveness of THE BEAUTY, XCXamine THE MOMENT, La La Land on CRIME 101 and f*** with WUTHERING HEIGHTS.