In today's Did You Know segment, CJ makes a particularly dumb statement, and Matt takes him to task for it. That's it. That's the sentence explaining the title of today's episode. Listen to find out why. Yeah. I can't say more. Well, I can, but I won't. I don't want to spoil the fun.

Also, when will Tesla finally get its vehicles to fully automated status? Matt takes a look at their progress in today's Weird or Wired. 

And Emily stops by to discuss her weird interest in EDM culture, but it's mostly all of the heartwarming stuff. None of the drug stuff. We swear! She talks about why she wants to attend the Electric Daisy Carnival, the biggest EDM festival in the country, and her experience dating someone who was really involved in the culture. 

And CJ has two amazing stories to share. One of them is a real story that happened this morning. The other is a dream he had involving his friends and coworkers. Which story is sexier? The dream or the real story!? I can tell you that it's a much harder question to answer than you'd think. Listen in to hear the ridiculous tales of our Captain CJ Morgan. 

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