This week we're hitting our high notes and wearing our silver masks while forecasting Natalie Portman's latest, Vox Lux. We're all talking all about: that Christmas creep; tripping at Starbucks; me, my skull, and coffee; the dip shits; pissin' on dad's windshield; a sad 21st birthday; dick gro no mo; the wintertime blues; Franklin Bean is Tywin Lannister?; Forrest Gump 2; The s**t side of celebrity; That time we couldn't think of a semi-famous celebrity; I-Da-Ho; and much more.