Hey everyone, faithful listeners and friends. You've probably suspected this based on our lack of uploads, but we've decided to end the show. We just don't have the time or energy to dedicate to it right now. We were I guess just going to let it fade away without saying anything, but then I remembered I had this very dumb project I was working on while editing. Now I'm just posting it without telling anyone. This is our Community-style clip show and I hope you enjoy it. 

Welcome to the only Star Trek: Voyager and Adventure Time podcast that also now features a segment discussing the viscosity of mammal milk.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E15 — Hunters

Adventure Time S05E52 — Billy's Bucket List

Adventure Time S06E01 — Wake Up

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I know I'm late with it, but Fortnite is such a fun thing to know exists out in the world. Like this entire game exists that has decided there's no franchise or real life person that is too serious or impossible to include in their game. I won't be playing it, we spend far too much time on other pastimes, like this fantastically ridiculous pet project of ours. But there exists a world where Ariana Grande kills Goku with a lightsaber, are you kidding me? how is this not the most hilarious thing in the world? It's like being approached by Multiversus but Multiversus doesn't let you be Naruto with a webshooter who can Kamehameha his foes into nothingness. It's hilarious to see clips of this dumb game and I hope they continue on this trend.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E13 — Message in a Bottle

Adventure Time S05E49 — Bad Timing

Adventure Time S05E50 — Lemonhope part 1

Adventure Time S05E51 — Lemonhope part 2

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In the Before Times, back when everyone could chow down without concerns, worries, or troubles, life was pretty good. I mean it's good now, too, it's just different, you know? Yesterday I saw a bird the size of a child and the damn thing spoke to me. I'm just never going to get over that they can do that now. Evolution's a hell of a drug, huh? First they came for our bread crumbs, and then they came for our textbooks.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E13 — Waking Moments

Adventure Time S05E47 — The Red Throne

Adventure Time S05E48 — Betty

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You wake up.

Even if you like Final Fantasy, I think we can all agree that last week's notes went off the deep end. Well, I'm nothing if not a trend follower, so this week I'm going to write way too much about my own thing.

I was never much of a sports guy. I liked playing them just fine — tennis and soccer all through elementary and high school — but I never really enjoyed watching them. I'd much rather be out there doing them than sitting around. At the same time, I always liked cars as a combination of industrial design and mechanical engineering, two sides of the same coin that each have to bend to serve the other. But I was never a gearhead, either.

So no one was more surprised than me to find out how much I cared about Formula 1.

Imagine you're a driver of the fastest vehicle in the world, in a cockpit about ten inches from the ground. There is no windshield. The only thing separating you from the asphalt is a quarter inch of carbon fiber. Behind you sits an engine so finely tuned for speed that if you slow down too much, it bursts into flame from the lack of cooling air. In the pursuit of maximum speed, your car shapes the air rushing around it at 200 miles per hour so that your car is glued to the track with so much force that if you drove up the wall of a tunnel, you could stick to the ceiling. They're called "wings," and if you turned them upside down, you could fly. Sometimes cars do.

The difference between scoring something and nothing is fractional seconds. If you're in fourth, you might as well have not raced at all, even though the guy who got third might just be three one-hundreths of a second ahead of you — literally faster than the blink of an eye. Enter a corner ten inches too far to the left or get on the throttle a little too slow and suddenly your perfect lap becomes a worthless one.

You're surrounded by nineteen other cars just like yours, and all of you are the size of an Escalade. Everyone is watching for a tiny mistake to capitalize on. Blow an exit and watch as three drivers blow past you like you're not even there. The only way to get ahead is to be as aggressive as you can: hit the brake later than the other guy, force him wide so you can get the better line, trick him into passing where you're weak so you can return the favor where you're strong.

Great, that was lap one. Now do it 70 more times.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E11 — Concerning Flight

Adventure Time S05E43 — Root Beer Guy

Adventure Time S05E44 — Apple Wedding

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Welcome to another delightful episode of Star Trek Voyenture Time, with all of your favorite hosts, Andrew, he's the one who brings the energy, Sarah, she's thoughtful and knows more about Star Trek than the rest of us combined, Nathan, when his equipment is working, and Ben is also here. So lets jump right into it...

Star Trek: Voyager S04E10 — Scientific Method

Adventure Time S05E41 — We Fixed a Truck

Adventure Time S05E42 — Play Date

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An impactful goal — but one which still follows our compliance requirements — by necessity will be revolutionary. A new-generation distribution channel can enhance human resource allocations. In order to manage these new contexts, we plan to take a close look at next quarter challenges to understand their opportunity impact. We anticipate easily taking over the lightweight market while utilizing an extensible leadership paradigm. This will interface with venture capital leverage strategies. In order to ensure that a 90% solution swiftly provides indicators of transition metrics, we must be certain that a get-it-done attitude — coupled with a solutions-oriented approach — is the focus of this new pivot. We should re-articulate our mission statement to indicate that our core competencies will progress us towards our long-term goals.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E07 & 08 — Year of Hell Parts 1 & 2

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Every time I have to write the episode notes I consider what Andrew does, how does he write these absurd notes? How does he come up with new and interesting little stories every time? Realistically I need to stop comparing myself to him. I just have a different style, and that is fine. My show notes are more of a small letter to you, dear listener. It's my own time to figure out how we're doing this every time, and today, we're going a little rushed because I've been busy. Maybe I'll come back to this another time and make the notes a little more interesting, but who knows.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E07 — Scientific Method

Adventure Time S05E39 — We Fixed a Truck

Adventure Time S05E40 — Play Date

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Here we are at the zenith, the absolute pinnacle of podcasting. Legally I changed my name to Serial Gimlet McElroy already. It has been two years of posting e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶e̶k̶ most of the weeks and here we are, celebrating seventy two perfect episodes. Not a turd in the bunch, not a flaw in the basket, not a baddo in the box.

Thanks for listening to this weird thing all these years. We love you.

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Star Trek: Voyager S04E06 — The Raven

Adventure Time S05E37 — Box Prince

Adventure Time S05E38 — Red Starved

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