This week Lauren and Mallory recap Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 9: Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang! We finally learn the story behind the Schwartz and Scheana makeout... only it's 12 years too late. La La is on her highest horse maybe ever; Jo isn't cut out for reality TV; Sandoval has the audacity to approach Ariana; We are forced to watch more wellness cosplay from Tom with the horrifying breath work scene, and we realize we truly don't care that Katie slept with Max. The most pressing matter, though, is of course - how on earth does Scheana have the time to monitor the location of 56 people?!

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