T'Pol's nasal numbing agent wears off. Archer loses a blanket. Trip fixes up an old Vulcan radio. And, Phlox eats somebody's celery? We meet the Andorians, who suspect the Vulcans have a secret listening post, and beat up Archer for telling the truth. Plus, the Vulcans have a huge blowing face in the wall.

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00:00 Episode 60

00:57 Not made for kids!

01:30 Someone's deleting her files

02:24 OnlyFurs.com

02:55 #1 is Probably a Panda

03:15 1699...and counting...

03:45 Feeling it

04:00 Headphone warning: A loud check on corrections

04:40 News: Coming soon in 2021: New Star Trek: Prodigy, Lower Decks, Discovery, and possibly Strange New Worlds

05:14 News: Another show for kids? BET?

05:40 News: Sign up for Paramount Plus

06:45 News: Star Trek: Prodigy first image

07:10 News: Star Trek: Prodigy on Paramount Plus FIRST before (Nickelodeon)

08:00 News: Possible Q in Star Trek: Picard

09:30 The captain tells a really horrible joke

12:15 Star Trek: Enterprise S1 "The Andorian Incident"

12:40 Teaser - "He who hesitates is lost"

13:00 Jeffery Combs is awesome

13:40 Who were they going to use instead of Andorians?

15:00 Sounds of Gorn

15:14 Gorn in a Scone

15:50 Andorian Antennas

16:24 Act I - "Actions Speak Louder Than Words"

17:30 The last thing you want to bring is your human friends

18:05 Phlox lives dangerously

18:30 Phlox knows IDIC

19:25 Dodge Ball

19:45 Don't be taking my celery stick

20:15 Don't Spork a Tribble

20:30 Something was amiss

21:25 A pissed off Vulcan

21:45 Pet my stone

22:00 Hiding Andorian

23:00 Face on the wall is blowing

23:30 Risa Glory Holes?

24:15 Gender Reveal Party

24:30 Archer Dropping In

25:15 Bad Tourist Archer

25:30 A Tribble ran across the console

26:00 Act II - "You made your bed, now lie in it"

27:00 No tech...except for maybe that old broken transmitter

27:30 I'll enjoy having you.

28:15 Don't put those antennas in there!

28:30 Uncle Floyd

29:00 Is Archer a lightweight?

29:25 Why isn't this a procedure yet?

30:30 Captain Kirk's Classes

30:50 Captain Kirk's Flow-Chart

32:20 Flare for the Dramatic, Scooby Doo Shit

33:10 A LOT of spider webs

33:45 They come out your butt, of course they're flammable

34:00 That's our Junk Room

34:15 Small Room Smells

35:15 Nasal Numbing Chest Purse

36:00 When Heather was a Dabo Dealer...

36:50 Just like Scooby Doo!

37:30 Never met a busted radio I couldn't fix

38:00 Potato Power!

38:20 Dead Body Resistance

38:45 Murdering for Dummies!

39:20 Act III - "All for one and one for all"

39:55 Archer gets his ass kicked again

40:40 HUUUUGE Face conception

42:00 Pon Farr Face

42:15 Transporter Warning Tags? Fear of a Beaming

43:45 Noticing a Discharge

44:00 Fear of an exploding console

45:20 Why a Transporter?

46:30 The Blanket Scene

48:15 Archer KNOWS!

48:30 Act IV - "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"

49:30 You never looked behind the sheet?

50:30 Turns out they got HBO and Showtime! Even Paramount Plus!

51:30 Not a tough Vulcan

52:10 You just got knocked the fuck out!

52:30 Christmas on P'Jem

53:00 Dishonest Vulcans - Archer gets pissed

53:40 Archer and Shran Bromance

54:45 Droopy Antenna? There's a pill for that

55:00 Andorians vs Vulcans

56:00 We're not spying!

56:30 Mating Rituals - Hey, I'll kill this guy for you

57:30 Big or Small screen - We love Jeffery Combs

58:00 Blue Phasers

58:20 Smurf this!

58:35 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise - "Breaking the Ice"

59:00 Free Britney!

59:40 Coming soon: Patreon!

1:00:00 I don't know these people...

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