I am really enjoying this series W0rldtr33, which takes the positions that A) the Internet is very literally evil, and B) the Internet is a physical thing that can be blown up with bombs.

This was certainly on my mind last night when I posted:

The internet is down. Oh no. Our POS is down. Oh no. We are cash only. Oh no.

*Whispers* please don't come back.

and that thing about credit cards a few months ago.

"I'm in."

Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.