Steve’s Welcome:

Welcome to another blasphemous episode of Waiting for Wrath;

where we rip apart the headlines;

where making a point is beside the point;

where we ridicule the the stupid in our world, so it doesn’t drive us insane.

We’re not experts and we make no apologies for our opinions — so — let’s have a discussion, revel in the digression and, some god forbid, have a laugh or two.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis —

because, while Segomo hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson: This week I learned that we really need a sarcasm font…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: Did you know that reincarnation was a widely respected belief among early Christians, most especially the Gnostics. It is believed that the Roman Catholic church introduced the idea of a deeds based afterlife in order to maintain more control over its followers lives.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

In this weeks show, episode 32, Pat Robertson and Ken Ham get married by Miley Cyrus in Australia.

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Ghost Face Killah - Twisted Pine Brewing Company

Colorado, United States

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1FQ37fu

BA Rating: 70

Style: Chile Beer

ABV: 5.00% ABV

Announcements:

Mike Huckabee doubles down on his joke about posing as transgender to ogle nude teenage girls http://bit.ly/1JGfn9B

Correction: Aaron meant Demolition Man when he said Judge Dredd

Correction: Gabrielle was not on ER. I was thinking of Kelly Martin from Life Goes On.

This Week’s Show

Steve’s Story

HEADLINES-Bitch

* Creationist group: Kansas schools are indoctrinating students into atheism by teaching them ‘science’ http://bit.ly/1JLfn6t

* Ex-pastor on probation for sex assault caught molesting another child while wearing ankle monitor http://bit.ly/1BZunrb 

* Franklin Graham moves bank accounts from gay-friendly bank to one that sponsors gay pride events http://bit.ly/1BZulQ5

* Justice Antonin Scalia Suggests Humanity Is Only 5,000 Years Old http://bit.ly/1BZum6o

* Teen pregnancies — and abortions — plummeted after Hawaii ditched abstinence-based sex ed http://bit.ly/1G7PzwS

* Bonus Item: GOP Sen. John Thune shows America that he is a moron using this one weird and dumb tweet http://bit.ly/1BqED0F

Aaron’s Story

Pat Robertson: Comfort grieving mom by saying God stopped her dead baby from becoming next Hitler http://bit.ly/1BZtFdr (video)

Jenn’s Story

Australian couple has pledged that if gays are allowed to marry in Australia they will divorce because their marriage ‘ becomes null and void in the eyes of God’.

http://bit.ly/1BqEHNY 

Patreon Story

Creationist Ken Ham freaks out at Miley Cyrus topless photos: ‘The origin of clothing is in Genesis’ http://bit.ly/1JLepHm

Next Week’s Beer

Three Philosophers Belgian Style Blend (Quadrupel) - Brewery Ommegang-New York, United States

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1MMnoaA

BA Rating: 93

Style: Quadrupel (Quad)

ABV: 9.70% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored