In This Week’s Show, episode 67, Dan from TGIA explains why Justice Scalia’s purity is like a ripe apple … grown from toxic mormon tampons.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Elohim (Mormon’s God the father) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I got in touch with my inner-self… This is the last time I buy one-ply from the dollar store.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Since I was out for the Valentine’s show, here’s a fun sex fact: Did you know followers of the Western occultism use sex magic? It’s the use of the power from sexual arousal and orgasm to achieve a desired result.

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But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Hop Syndrome Lager - Epic Brewing Company

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1PQgTbk

BA Rating: 81

Style: American Pils Lager

ABV: 4.50% ABV

Aaron: 7

Jenn: 4

Shea: 7

Steve: 6

Dan Beecher: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We have a new Patron, Joshua (nice biblical name), who has provided us a generous weekly donation. Thank you!

No new iTunes reviews this week.

We Got a Voicemail - Thank you, Reverend Jesus!

Stoned Dile Line: (513) 760–0463

We wish good luck to Richard Dawkins who suffered a hemorrhagic stroke. He spent 4 days in hospital and is now at home recovering - http://bit.ly/1Syq0Q6

A quick mention for Tara, @taralynn1203 on Twitter, you did do your math correctly!..

Shout out to Erin

Headlines

Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead in a Texas resort with a pillow over his head. Radio host and professional kook Alex Jones of Infowars, wasted no time posting an “emergency transmission” on Facebook proclaiming that Obama murdered the Scalia and that the Donald could be next. - http://bit.ly/1SyqbuN

Vatican says Bishops are not obligated to report alegatons of Abuse - http://bit.ly/1Syqeqv

Women tweeting for change - http://bit.ly/1SyqiGB

This Week’s Stories

Patreon Story

Church Leader Anoints Congregation with the Hammer of Thor - http://bit.ly/1Qic5aw

Jenn’s story

All male panel votes to keep Utah tampon luxury tax - http://bit.ly/1SyqTIl

Second Half

Shea’s Quiz - Scalia, Phelps, or Limbaugh

Scalia, Phelps, or Limbaugh - A quiz about the late Scaily. Because fuck being polite, there are some people we’re just better off without.

1. The Fabulous Gays

“Filthy sodomites crave legitimacy as dogs eating their own vomit & sows wallowing in their own feces crave unconditional love.”

-Phelps “Week 344 of the Great Gage Park Decency Drive...