In This Week’s Show, episode 72, Texan Jews find holy rocks in an Idahoan sheriff’s ass - best of all there’s an app for that!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while The Ourea (primeval gods of the mountains) haven’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that if you line up all your ex-lovers in a row you can see a flowchart of our mental illness.your mental illness

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Welcome to Spring! Did you know the Spring Equinox was and still is a very important observance and celebration for Pagans? For example, egg races, egg hunts, egg eating and egg painting are traditional activities at this time of year. Sound familiar?

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Crow Peak Canyon Cream Ale

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1UevPTD

BA Rating: 78

Style: Cream Ale

Aaron: 8

Jenn: 5 - too skunky

Shea: 9

Steve: 9

RW: :)

It’s happy water!

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron Jim is a badass mother—shut your mouth!

No new iTunes reviews

Thanks to 101 for having Shea on!

http://atheism101podcast.com

We’re having secular yakking on next week to talk about the [original motto project - https://www.gofundme.com/Originalmotto

We got the first sketches from Robbie — super listener and uber artist — who is doing some work for our new site. Check out more of his work at http://bragdonart.deviantart.com.

Headlines

Tyler Texas man pulls rock’s story from his ass - http://bit.ly/21JG8hB

Idaho Sheriff says rape kit law unnecessary - http://bit.ly/21JG9lH

Seattle prayer scammer to pay back millions - http://bit.ly/21JG9SC

Patreon FBI raids ultra-orthodox Jewish schools for defrauding E-rate - http://bit.ly/21JGa9l

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Finally, someone agrees with Shea..

Rabbi Berland: Those With iPhones Will Have Autistic Children And Have Brain Impairments; Wives Must Divorce Husbands - http://bit.ly/21JGfK5

Shea Patreon Story

The Magic Cure-all “Jesus” Shot - http://fus.in/21JGi8L

Patreon Only Story

Church Reverend Pictured With Crisps On His Nipples During 4-Day Cocaine And Ketamine-Fuelled Bender - http://bit.ly/21JGkgJ

Second Half

Related story that came up in the headlines today: Are we ready to face death without religion? - http://bit.ly/21JGkNN

And the ensuing discussion.

Promoted Content Creators

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