In This Week’s Show, episode 81, we talk about stories. Fuck you. Be glad I’m even here.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ninazu, Sumerian god of the underworld and healing, hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned to use a meat thermometer, unfortunately it wasn’t until after I poisoned half of the crew

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that hindus have the highest rates of educational attainment in the U.S. among religious communities? 48% of all hindus have a post-graduate degree.

Jim’s Good Gay News

I’m your bonus host, in the hopes that someone won’t get sick halfway through. I hope that doesn’t make me the bathroom police, because North Carolina must not win.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Belgian Session | Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1YH3bJQ

BA Rating: 79

Style: Belgian Pale Ale

ABV: 4.3%

Aaron: 6

Jenn: 4+

Shea: (6)

Steve: 7

Jim: 4

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Shea tried to murder us all with sausages

Email corrections from Dustin of Atheist Nomads

No new iTunes reviews this week.

No new Patrons this week, so sign up at http://patreon.com/w4w for longer shows released earlier!

No new drunk dials either… come on team, don’t make us do all the funny ourselves, leave a voicemail: (513) 760–0463

We are recording with Bobby C and Miss Ashley of No Religion Required later today, so it will have aired before this airs, if you missed it and need another hit of W4W this week, follow the link in the notes and give it a listen.

Jenn’s followup from last week’s story.

Headlines

Preacher bitch steals shitload of money intended to feed hungry children - http://tnne.ws/1U9JHcr

Christian wanker admits stealing money for sex - http://bit.ly/1P1KaS3

Oklahoma bigots pass bill to remove licensed to Drs who perform abortions - http://bit.ly/1U9Kava

This Week’s Stories

Aaron’s Story

Florida Mother Finds God in Her Newborn Baby’s Soiled Diaper - http://bit.ly/1U9JZQN

Patreon Story

This Christian is Selling Child-Beating Sticks (But He Doesn’t Want the Internet to Find Out) - http://bit.ly/1P1K3WF

Shea Story

‘How To Beat Your Wife?’ Aired On Saudi Arabian National Television [Video] - http://bit.ly/1U9JLJk

Jenn’s story

Homophobia alive and well in San Diego. Gay men choir booed and heckled at Padres baseball game - http://bit.ly/1U9JNRl

Next Week’s Beer

Pray for Snow - 10 Barrel Brewing Co.

BA Link: http://bit.ly/1P1Kf8l

BA Rating: 86

Style: American Strong Ale (Winter Ale)

ABV: 7.6%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Canada Proposes Amazing Transgender Inclusion Law, Putting the U.S. To Shame -