In This Week’s Show, episode 96, We update our Ugandan servers to support Facebook’s new elvish of resurrection plugin.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Galan of Taa hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Sorry about the mixup everyone, looks like last weeks show was reposted

This should be the correct episode, tweet or message us on facebook if it’s not! It’s a good one this week, enjoy. ~A

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that the worst thing about owls is the way they maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Mother Theresa was canonized last Sunday? Proving once again that history can have very little to do with facts.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Sierra Nevada Big Foot Barleywine Ale

Suggested by Kyle the Napkin Pope

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2bTXfxc

* BA Rating: 92

* Style: Barleywine

* ABV: 9.6%

* Aaron: 2

* Jenn: 1

* Shea: 1

* Steve: 2

* Vice1331: 7

Kyle the Napkin Pope’s take on it:

I took two drinks and poured the rest of the bottle down the drain. I repeat: I poured perfectly good beer down the drain!! (Well, perfectly BAD beer) I think it tastes like rotten orange peels soaked in a mixture of rubbing alcohol with just a hint of pine-sol. I give it a smooth zero; it’s the worst beer I’ve tried so far.

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Heartfelt thanks to James and Susan for attempting to ship us James’ favorite beer from Maine. And we are grieved to announce our first beer fatality. But we did manage to get the very SPECIAL present that was included with the beer.

Brock, who rapes people, Turner got out of jail today. Because fuck him, that’s why.

Thanks for the birthday wishes.

Also, it’s Shea’s anniversary so send us some fucking iTunes reviews.

Don’t forget that we’re asking for centennial voicemails at 513–760–0463 or on the website!

Seriously y’all.

Headlines

Christian Charity That Rejected Huge Donation From Atheists is Now “Extremely Behind on Funds” - http://bit.ly/2c4PrHT

 

* Matt Wilbourn, an atheist living in Muskogee, Oklahoma, tried donating $100 to Christian charity in Oklahoma, the Murrow Indian Children’s Home, but his money was rejected by the organization after they learned his contribution was made on behalf of a local atheist organization.

* Matt decided to be awesome by starting a GoFundMe and raised $28,280 which they also rejected

* Now we find out that the charity is terribly broke:

To all my amazing friends. As most of you know by now, I am working as the social services rep for the Murrow Indian Children’s Home. We are a faith-based, non-profit organization that relies solely on private donors and our annual Pow WOW. This is our only fundraising event of the year. It will be October 1st, starting at 2:00pm at the Bacone Student Life Center. We are extremely behind on funds and donated items for our silent auction this year. We are also short on vendors. I am asking for y’all to just consider donating something. Anything. 

 

 

Christian Pastor: I Resurrected a Dead Woman By “Sending a Text Message Through Facebook” -