This week’s show, episode 98, Ken Hamm sues the Ghanan demons that made him vape that retired cops cum at an Apple store.

It’s also nearly 30 minutes longer, with two extra stories if you get the patron cut at Patreon.com/W4W

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Zoroaster (Persian founder of Zoroastrianism) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that the Swordfish has very few predators to worry about in the wild, except for the seldom seen Penfish which is said to be mightier.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Jainism (also know as Jain Dharma) is an ancient Indian religion still followed today by 4–6 million people? Its central tenet is non-violence and love towards all living things.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Pliny the Elder | Russian River Brewing Co (California)

Donated By: Chad!

 

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2cdJawu

* BA Rating: 100

* Style: Imperial/Double IPA

* ABV: 8%

* Aaron: 10

* Jenn: 9

* Shea: 10

* Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Jim is so awesome and we miss him so much, we should all buy him drinks and send him naughty pictures that will make him smile.

Several attacks of note in the US in the last couple of days that merit a mention. It’s been a bad weekend in that respect.

Eight people knifed in St. Cloud, MN mall (none dead except self-proclaimed ISIS attacker) Pipe bomb went off in New Jersey on 5K run route. Nobody hurt. Race canceled. The explosion in New York City’s Chelsea neighborhood injured 29 people and another unexploded device found nearby.

Ugh.

Also, it’s Eid in Dhaka. Eid is the feast that marks the end of Ramadan. It’s also a fucking horror show of animal sacrifices. This year is especially poignant as high rains have caused some flooding. That flooding mixed with a bunch of backward ass fucking monstrous animal abusers caused the city to literally flood with rivers of blood.  This is just… wow… http://bit.ly/2ddmJ7p

So yeah.

Let’s talk about something that isn’t totally fucked up.

Tim from Atheism 101 sent a correction to last week’s episode. What with being a professional in the field and all, apparently it’s super bullshit that Kale has more protein than beef. So… Apparently, that’s what you get for believing a vegan. Also, if you want to learn more actual things you should check out their show at Atheism101podcast.com.

Speaking of, because we’re self-absorbed jerks, we’ve been pumping our 100th episode voicemail request without paying any attention to anyone else — so, Matt & Tim, congratulations on your 3 years of podcasting! That’s freaking amazeballs. And as a testament to how awesome the guys at Atheism 101 are, Tim has become a patron member! Which is… I mean, we just figured you were sharing the files — and we’re totally cool with that btw — but yeah thanks!

Now, back to our bullshit.

Speaking of patreon, they’ve set up an RSS feed now. So, patrons get special access to a secure RSS feed that will allow you to add our patron show feed right to your pod-catcher of choice. Which is great, because I can’t imagine a more poorly made app than Patreon.