In This Week’s Show, episode 112, We visit an equal opportunity Texan tele-bortion clinic where Jesus tortures Muslim women for having too many man-babies in 2016!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Tammuz Mesopotamian god of rebirth hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I finally got the limited edition thesaurus from Amazon that I have wanted for months, but when I opened it, it was just filled with blank pages…. I have no words!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Carrie Fisher, goddess onscreen and off, was half Jewish but was raised “Protestant Lite”?

Jim’s Good Gay News

Kodak has released a new short film called “Understanding.”  It was shot on Kodak film and warmed my rainbowlific heart. Sadly it is HORRIBLE for a podcast, as there are almost no words spoken. -  http://bit.ly/2in6DOl

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Overcast Espresso Stout | Oakshire Brewing

Donated by Mr. Jenn

BA Link:  http://bit.ly/2hBujLx

BA Rating: 87

Style: American Stout

ABV: 5.80%

Aaron: 10

Jenn: 8

Jim: 9

Shea: 7

Steve: 9 

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Carrie Fisher has passed away following a massive heart attack she suffered on a flight from London to Los Angeles. Fisher was only 60 years old. Fuck you 2016.

No new patrons or iTunes reviews  — let’s start the new year off right with some 5star reviews yo!

Shelly Segal will be at reason con

Happy new year  - here’s to hoping 2017 decides to kill fewer of our dreams…

Headlines

Jesus Believes Torture Works? -  http://bit.ly/2in2Lg3

In mid-December, a 12 yo boy was repeated assaulted by Pastor Dong Wook Kim of Good News Church in Minneapolis

Assisted by his son, Joo Seong Kim, they forced the boy into stress positions planking and then beat him when he tired with a 2” thick “stick”

they also slammed his head into a door frame, punched him in the head and stomach, and pulled him by the hair.

The boy escaped, running through the neighborhood in only shorts and a t-shirt in the sub-zero weather until he happened upon a neighbor who brought him into her house and called the police.

Apparently, the boy told the pastor that he wanted to “test god” which enraged the zealot motherfucker

The was all done with the boy’s father’s implicit permission and possibly participation it seems too.

Man Jailed For Equality Campaign -  http://bit.ly/2in66f0

An unidentified man was jailed for one year and fined 30 thousand riyals in Saudi Arabia

His crime? He was convicted of “inciting to end guardianship of women” in statements he posted on Twitter and in public posters

He was arrested while putting up posters in mosques which called for an end to the Saudi system of male control

He was also behind an online campaign to end male guardianship

Under the guardianship system a male family member, normally the father, husband or brother, must grant permission for a woman’s study, travel and other activities.

Christ’s love and the spirit of the Christmas shown in a wonderful exchange in Perth, AU. -  http://ind.pn/2imY2eg

A few days ago an unidentified man lost his shit when he sai...