In this week’s show, episode 113, Chris Corley and Azalia Banks sacrifice the sad helpless decedents of the dinosaurs in the hopes of making 2016 the year Ken Ham accepts that he is, in fact, descended from filthy shark men.

Shea’s Life LessonNow, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Hathor Egyptian goddess of music, dance and fertility hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

This week I learned that if you were to mix the story of King Midas and the story of Oedipus it would be motherfucking gold!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

I’m Steve and before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!Did you know that the Iroquois, a Native American tribe that was a member of the Confederacy of Six Nations, believed in fairies? Well, technically they seemed more like elves/gnomes. They were known as the Jo-ga-oh, and were believed to protect and guide all the natural world and protect the People Iroquois from unseen hidden enemies.

This Week’s Beer

…isn’t a beer, it’s a cider!

Comes from Ashley

Spire Mountain Cider - Fish Brewing Co

* ABV: 5%

* Style: Cider… I guess…

* BA: N/A

* Aaron: 2

* Jenn: 1

* Shea: Slightly Off Juice

* Steve: 1

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We got a couple of iTunes reviews!

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by: Odysseus2k7 United States

simply put, I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!

5-star review

by: David the Oxford United States

It’s about to be 2017 and I am looking forward to my weekly fix of banter and drinking. I wish y’all the best of times in the coming year and to anybody out there who needs a pick me up and a reason to keep going, this is your podcast. See y’all at reason con.

Stitcher Reviews:

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

From CanadianKyle:

Great humour, colourful commentary. 

You guysand girl rock. Keep it up! Listening to 109 right now, I always enjoy your reaction when the beer is off.

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars.

From noops42:

Good beer is imaginary much like god 

While I disagree with their stance that there is anything good about beer they put on a good podcast. I had the good fortune to meet them at a Shelly Segal concert a while ago and they are as funny and generous in person as they are on the show. I work with a lot of beer drinking people and their insight allows me to at least follow those conversations at work. I apologize if this is jumping around I had the good sense to consume a healthy dose of rum this evening before doing my informal logic homework. Keep up the good work and I look forward to each episode.

Headlines

Witch doctors needed -  http://nyp.st/2iVkUPC

* International Association of Exorcists conference, a Vatican-sanctioned retreat for about 400 catholic leaders, met in Rome in October

* They are concerned that there is a big upswing in demon possessions but there are too few trained priests to manage the problem

* Rev. Vincent Lampert, the head priest at St. Malachy’s in Indianapolis, Indiana said the meeting was to stategize on how to recruit and train more exorcists, who use holy water and prayer to combat evil

* The situation is dire, he said, because rampant pornography, illegal narcotic use and the occult have made it easier for Satan to cast his net.

* Valter Cascioli, the psychologist and scientific consultant for the exorcists’ association, agreed demons across the world have multiplied and there aren’t enough priests to fight them.

* “The lack of exorcists is a real emergency,” he told the Italian newspaper La Stampa.

* Marcos Quinones, a New York state chaplain who claims he works as an occul...