In This Week’s Show Gordon Klingonshit tells Obama to tear down that demon wall so he can shield Crazy-bitch McDrunkenBrain from planned parenthood tried to take them to hell!

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Cernobog (Slavic god of Death, chaos, and misfortune) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that peacocks are actually born completely white and don’t get their beautiful plumage until they taste human flesh.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

In honor of civil rights icon, Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday this day of recording, I would like to share one of my favorite quotes of his:

“Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.”

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Roundhouse - Bell’s Brewing Donated by RW

Ba rating 90

ABV 7.5

Style: American Amber / Red Ale

http://bit.ly/2iqsJys

Aaron: 4

Jenn: 4

Shea: 3

Steve: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Two in a row starting with patrons! Thanks to Emanuel’s Biblical level awesomeness we’re on a roll!

Keep it going by visiting http://patreon.com/w4w and getting shows that always include another story but frequently run as long as 30 more minutes! Speaking of reasons it’s #GoodToBeAPatron — we just released our first “real” episode of 4 More Beers. We did a test a little while ago but now it’s got template files and Automator functions just like a real boy!

4 More Beers is a smaller show we put out just to patrons wherein we announce the next four beers we’ll be drinking and chat a bit. Each show will be a cobbling together of pre-show chatter, behind the scenes discussions, and discussions about the direction of the show… also outtakes. Sooooooo many outtakes and silly clips. This week’s episode is about 45minutes long and includes pre-Jim’s Juice Jenn, Shea doing intros… sorta… and an impromptu discussion we had a few weeks ago with Jim before recording about trans awareness and Callie’s Gaytheist Manifesto.

It’s good stuff. But you can only get it — and end this dreadful beg-a-thon at http://patreon.com/w4w

We also have a Canadian iTunes review from Rikki6336

5 Stars - They could be more offensive

Like Cognitive Dissonance but classier.

Finally, we got some texts from iTunes reviewer Macklebauer, thanks for getting in touch and we hope your birthday was a blast!

Headlines

Holy Fuck, The Stupid, It Burns…. - http://bit.ly/2ju6Hde

What is it? “A council of prelates assembling to raise up a spiritual shield in Washington, D.C. prior to President-Elect Donald Trump’s inauguration. We are summoned to share and lead this anointed assembly in intercession, prayers, declarations, and decrees of The Word of the Lord over our nation.”

That word salad means, what? I think they’re trying to make themselves seed gospel sup...