In this week’s show sadly is without Aaron’s garbled jargon, we will discuss hypocrites and assholes, and hear how Shea has apparently found a way to get Jeebus to heal his eyeballs.

 

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ukko (the Finnish god of the sky, thunder & crops) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

 

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that it’s easier to sharpen the end of a worm into a point -using a pencil sharpener- if you freeze it first.

 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know that Umbanda is a religion of Brazil that combines influences of the indigenous Brazilian religion, African religions, Catholicism, and Spiritism. It was founded in the early 1900s by Zelio Fernandino de Moraes.

 

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Chasin’ Freshies 2016 - Centennial - Deschutes

Donated by RW

Ba rating 88

ABV 7.4

Style: American IPA

BA Link: http://bit.ly/2iAQHDV

Jenn: 7

Shea: 9

Steve: 7

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

 

No new patrons or iTunes reviews.

 

However!

 

Our new favorite German listener (sorry T’Boogs) sent us an amazing post-Christmas gift of chocolates, candies and OF COURSE beer! Thank you so much, Dennis! He even included a kind letter.

 

Nathan tweeted us from the Women’s March! Fantastic hats ladies keep up the good work. Nathan asked us to mention that Congress has a phone number and you should call it: Congress 202–225–3121 - just be a little more polite to them than you would be on our drunk-dial line.

 

We also got some info from awesomest home-brewer of the show Ben! He asked us to share http://www.marchforscience.com who’s twitter account just announced that they will be releasing an organizational tool in the upcoming days.

Because science and technology will make for a better march for all!

 

To close out the roundtable this week we’re happy to say that HB135 was dead moments before the last show was published!

 

Which is amazing!

 

Thanks to everyone who sent us a message, sent our reps messages and generally got the word out. This was clearly crushed by media blowback, and that means you!

 

Unfortunately, at the time of recording HB244 — the transphobic bathroom bill — is still in season…

 

Lucky for us Wyoming’s legislators list their phone numbers

Headlines

Hypocritical fuck is a hypocrite - http://bit.ly/2knuoV1

Man is caught boinking another man’s wife, both of whom were members of his church

Man is Rev O Jermaine Simmons Sr, pastor of Jacob Chapel Baptist Church in Tallahassee, FL

Ben Stephens was called by the school to pick up their 6yo son. When he arrived home he found pastor hypocrite banging his wife, Claynisha, in his daughter’s bed

Seeing red, Ben yelled, “I’m gonna kill him,” and went for a gun.