In this week’s show, episode 120, Shelley Says Seagulls In The Second Section By the Sea Shore!
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Papa (the Maori Mother Earth goddess) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!
Shea’s Life LessonThis week I learned that the easiest way to boil an egg without using a costly egg timer, is to pop an egg into a pot of boiling water and get in your car and drive in a straight line at 60 miles an hour and as soon as you get three miles call your wife to take the eggs out!
Jenn’s Actual LessonDid you know that, according to the North American Menominee Tribe, the Aurora Borealis was created by a friendly tribe of giants? They were called manabai'wok and the Northern lights were caused by their torches as they went about fishing and hunting in the dark.
Shelley Segal Says Hi!
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But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!
This Week’s Beer
Grunion - Ballast Point
* BA Score: 91
* ABV: 5.5
* Style: APA
* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kPtCzs
* Aaron: 7
* Jenn: 8
* Shelly: 8
* Shea: 8
* Steve: 8
* Rob: 4
* Natalie: 8
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
Big thanks to Jaded Zappa in Colorado for sending us a 6pack of Left-Hand Brewing Nitro Milk Stout.
We’ll enjoy these soon!
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Headlines
Hammy is at it again - http://bit.ly/2lBOGdX
* We all know that Ken Ham is a dipshit young-earth creationist, that’s not news. He tells everyone who will listen to this himself.
* He believes that the earth is only about 6000 years old (beer has been around longer than that)
* Now he’s tweeted about his latest soon-to-be-added addition to his dumbass Ark Park, posting pictures of the exhibit
* They’re building a diorama of pre-flood wickedness, featuring battles between humans, giants, and dinosaurs fighting in a Roman type arena
* Holy shit this guy is a fucking moron. I realize that is an ad-hominem attack, but he makes it so easy.
Ashville idiot pastor has a problem with dolls - http://avlne.ws/2lQwRui
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* After watching a story on Good Morning America, Rev. Keith Ogden, of Ashville’s Hill Street Baptist Church had a mental tizzy-fit
* He sent a message to his followers titled,
"KILLING THE MINDS OF MALE BABIES."
* The story is that American Girl (owned by toy giant Mattel) introduced a GASP male doll named Logan
* American Girl said that a male doll has been a top request for decades
* Well, righteous crusader, Dipshit Ogden, won’t have it. I’ll just let this narrow-minded putz speak for himself…
"There are those in this world who want to alter God's creation of the male and female," he wrote. "The devil wants to kill, steal and destroy the minds of our children and grandchildren by perverting, distorting and twisting (the) truth of who God created them to be."