In this week’s show, episode 121, The Grand Mufti’s labia are glued to an online preachers dick until they both leave Ark Encounter and vote PORP.
Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Dagda (The Irish-Celtic god of the earth and treaties) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!
Shea’s Life Lesson
This week I learned that celery is 95% water and 100% not tacos.
Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know recently passed actor Bill Paxton was raised a Roman Catholic by his mother? The star of Aliens, Titanic and Big Love seemed to find it…amusing.
“I was raised Catholic, and when we take communion, the wafer is a symbol of the body and blood of Christ. Somebody could think, ‘What the hell? There’s a guy on the cross, he’s been tortured and killed and these people are symbolically eating his body?’”
But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!
This Week’s Beer
Palor Hoppenbetontes Pale Ale - Braufactum
Donated by German Denis!
BA Score: 84
ABV: 5.2
Style: EPA
BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kwbrCJ
Aaron: 8
Jenn: 7
Shea: 9
Steve: 8
This Week’s Show
Round Table Discussion
Voicemails and Text Messages:
Hey, this is Patrick from Virginia. I love the show, I’m not a drinker but love the beer reviews. Keep up the awesome work guys and lady and shea
We also got a great voicemail from uber-fan Tara!
Also, thanks for the recent tweet correction, I super appreciate it! ~ A
We also got a message from Don,
Hi, guys, one of you(r) fellows just said. he didn’t want to see Jen ‘hooked up to and automatic milker’. He missed the follow-up manual milking is so much more fun! I enjoy the show and thanks.
Speaking of milking things - we’re going to ReasonCon in April, which means March is your last chance to subscribe to patreon if you want to support our trip!
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