* 0:30 - Intro

* 2:20 - This Week's Beer - Ale To The Chief

* 8:58 - Round Table

* 14:25 - HL1 - Transtexan

* 20:57 - HL2 - Stop Using The E-Word!

* 28:41 - Texas Knows Bestest

* 38:30 - Qwakery - Butt-ery

* 47:17 - War Of The Z-Words

* 51:57 - Next Week's Beer - Calabaza Boreal

* 53:38 - Faith In Humanity Restored

* 58:58 - Outro - Thanks For Listening!

* 59:19 - Outtakes

In this week’s show, episode 122, dirty cops toss aborted potatoes at a preacher’s inflat-a-butt so Indian zombies don’t eat all our health care.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, whileAeolus, the Greek god of wind and air (because it’s windy as a motherfucker here this week) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that convincing your wife she is crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting and it’s a dick move. And convincing her she’s a replicant with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning and it’s a Phillip K. Dick move.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Ale To The Chief - Avery

Donated by Steve’s friends… and then Steve… Apparently, no one wants a drink that makes them think about Cheetozilla…

* BA Score: 90

* ABV: 8.1

* Style: American Strong Ale

* BA Link: http://bit.ly/2kwgNxZ

* Aaron: 7

* Shea: 5

* Steve: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We had a few communications!

David the Ox texted us to let us know that…

Lance Henriksen was also killed by a predator, a terminator and an alien. I will now finish listening to the podcast in case y’all say the answer.

Thanks! That was driving me nuts and I’m also too lazy to Google stuff or do any real show prep  ~A

German Denis left us what is, in all likelihood, the most honest voicemail we’ve ever had!

And, for the record, we don’t know what we were trying to say either…

We also got a voicemail from… someone… who said that Shea was his spirit animal and that Big Gay Jim was the best!

We totally agree.

Unfortunately, as happens sometimes, the message is a little messy so we’ll skip the audio but we wanted to say thanks and keep’em coming!

Nothing makes us feel like a real grown-up podcast quite like people leaving us a message at (513) 760–0463.

We’re getting some t-shirts made for ourselves to wear at ReAsonCon in April and we thought we’d throw it out to our listeners too.

If you’re interested in a Waiting 4 Wrath t-shirt, email us at[email protected] and let us know what you like. We’re thinking the black logo on a white shirt, or our preference, a white logo on a black t-shirt.

We’re open to whatever, so tell us what you think. Right now it looks like they’ll come in at around $20-25 each.

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